DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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