Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We named our party play list daddy issues
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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