I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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