is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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