if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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