Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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