She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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