After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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