Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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