I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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