**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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