do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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