I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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