That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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