i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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