Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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