Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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