They should really pass out barf bags in church
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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