So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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