these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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