Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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