I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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