I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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