So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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