Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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