After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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