I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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