Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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