I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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