My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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