So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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