I'm jealous of your bromance
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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