I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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