party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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