i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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