I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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