Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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