question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life