as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.