it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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