why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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