i just google imaged poop.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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