yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Randomize
