we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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