Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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