i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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