She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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