if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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