That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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