You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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