he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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