i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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