I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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