question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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